Justin Achilli

Month: February, 2002

E-Mail Excerpts With No Context

And, to be fair, Yoda never made poison. He just tried to steal those
breadsticks from the crashed X-Wing and R2D2 used his little robot claw to
pinch the motherfuck out of him. That was when Yoda started wailing on R2D2
with that crappy little cane he had. When I bought the Yoda action figure, I
thought that cane was a snake.

I Hate Food Poisoning

Drink Me

Drink me!

Which drink are you?

Part II of the Whale is in progress, though delayed due to various deadlines. It’ll be here eventually, I promise.

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