Weak Will
by jachilli
I went to the grocery to buy a red onion and a container of yogurt for something I’m cooking tomorrow. While I was there, the craving for Hostess fucking cupcakes hit me like an American car whose brakes had predictably failed while in a crosswalk.
Luckily, I couldn’t find the cupcakes. I had half a mind to ask a store employee where they were. I even considered pretending that “my son” wanted them. I thought that would be the height of indignity, though, so I didn’t do it.
Instead, I bought a box of Count Chocula. I’m going to eat the whole goddamn thing.
Also, who the fuck blogs about what they’re eating? Christ, am I a douchebag.
Psychos in the communities?
it’s ok
There are entire blogs about recipe-sharing, food prep, cooking shows, discussions about techniques (French vs?) or simply about munchies. It’s cool. Reading this about you makes you more human.
Rock on!
Re: it’s ok
Heh, you think he’s human? Silly human.
Simple Solution
Look, tell us it’s Bailey’s with the Count Chocula, and you’ll be telling us what you’re drinking as well – all problems solved.
Cupcakes are better then…
Deep fried Twinkies.
I understand they are ALL over the south.
The worst thing in the world is living in an apartment complex with vending machines. On days I am trying to be good, the crap out in that machine actually TALKS to me.
It’s so sad.
Count Chocula owns.
Chocula is a fine man. If you want a tasty sugary cereal snack mix a box of captain crunch and a box of frankenberry cereal together.
mmm…
Re: it’s ok
Well … he appears to be. Hey look, it makes the deities more accessible to their followers aight?
You should leak a photoshopped version of the box as the V:tR cover.
I just made a post about coffee. So either, no, you’re not a douchebag, or you’re not the only douchebag who blogs.
Douchebag solidarity baby.
Re: Cupcakes are better then…
They weren’t where I lived. Now for something horrid here in England. In the northern parts, people eat deep fried snickers or mars bars.
~shivers~
Food is a pretty common topic, just like chairs, cars, and drunken fights with the police.
count chocula?
how…. gothic!
(smirk)
You should be thankful it’s only about food…
I get people bitching in my LJ that I’m callous because I don’t fall over like a gimpy wargamer and whinge when someone dies.
As for cereal, you should go for Clusters. Lot more textures and tastes in one package. Besides, that crazy squirrel is a laugh and a half…
Re: Cupcakes are better then…
We have a place in West LA that specializes in them. Don’t knock it till you try it. They’re disgustingly good.
Thrills and General Mills….
Franken Berry you foo’ Franken F**kin’ Berry, or at the lest BOO Berry.
so…what were you planning on cooking with yogurt and red onions as the ingredients?
Weak Will?
“Also, who the fuck blogs about what they’re eating? Christ, am I a douchebag.”
Well, I’d have agreed with you up until you mentioned Chocula. Chocula tastes better than the Second Coming, and it’s healthier too!
-B
That’s fucking Evil, Malcolm. Well done.
J
ps: … and maybe we can get a PSed box of Boo-Berry for Wraith…
Red onions went to the tortellini salad. Yogurt was for the carrot-and-raisin slaw.
Just assumed this post was mocking me. Yet I found nothing in it that doesn’t make me look like more of a man than you.
beleive me….
There are worse things to Blog about….
teenage angst comes to mind. No one wants to read teenage angst.
well, no one sane, anyway.