Party Games!
by jachilli
1. Eat three crackers and try to whistle a song. If someone tells you, “You can’t whistle while eating crackers,” blow masticated cracker-saliva pulp all over him.
2. Ask a dude if his drink’s okay. If he asks for a vodka drink, mix the drink for him but secretly substitute gin for the vodka.
3. Try to think of someone more boring than Jennifer Garner. It can’t be done.
4. Say four words over and over again. Congratulations! You’re playing the popular party game “Write a Rage Against the Machine Song”!
5. Pass your pocketknife among as many party guests as possible. Don’t forget to get your knife back, though. It never hurts to have several sets of fingerprints on a knife.
These. Are Awesome.
I shall have to remember the pocketknife game.
Thank you for sharing Sir.
For a guy who doesn’t like McSweeney’s, this is very McSweeney’s of you.
As for item #2: I was going to suggest Scott Speedman (America’s Most Bland Actor), but bland isn’t the same thing as boring.
Don’t bag on the vodka, it has it’s good points.
I love the vodka drinks.
It happens to be my drink of choice, it can make so many delicious drinks.
Regarding number 4:
Interestingly,The first four words that came to mind were:
“Rob Halford’s not gay”
Worst Rage Against the Machne song EVAR!!!!!
vodka
Yeah, he doesn’t believe in mixing vodka, just a splash for color.
How do you know Jennifer Garner is boring?
I mean she’s an actress … she could be
fooling you.
what about J. Lo?